Your rocket is valuable. Let the professionals work on it.
Rockets are cool!
Especially when you see photos like this one :)
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Self Landing Rocket
Probably the coolest thing ever!! We can program this for you.
We'll clean your rocket
This image has nothing to do with cleaning. But it's kind of neat still.
Rockets are gas guzzlers
If you think gas is expensive now.. think about rocket prices! Luckily, we water our gas down to give you more bang for your buck.
We've also partnered with Skynet to maintain humanoid robotics.
Our rockets were so clean they blinded over 1,000 people when they watched our launch. Thanks Rocketman!— Totally not spacex 😉
We'll take good care of your rocket.
We'll treat your rocket as if it's our own. Our standards are higher
than the ISS's altitude. We also enjoy test driving your rocket
before giving it back
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